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The shadow of time
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

Years ago in the 70’s I found myself in the Arab and Norman architectural city of Palermo, Sicily. I was meeting friends of people I had briefly met in Palermo, at the main railway station. I didn’t know who they were, what they looked like or where I was going to stay but knew I would be with ‘them’. I was no more than a sleepy vagabond in those days.

The train arrived on time but two hours late. I assumed that the people would not wait in the heat of the day for me, a complete stranger. I found out later they did!

Where to go? What to do? I was alone in a dangerous city. I crossed the road and saw the word ‘locanda’ meaning ‘inn’ but on the second floor at a thousand Lire a night.

I was starving as I missed lunch and everything was shut. The owner’s wife greeted me in Italian and registered me. She was wearing a black nylon housecoat over her ample body. Well it was siesta time and I had probably woken her up. At the same time she introduced me to a disheveled resident saying he would help me find food as it was mid afternoon and even the shops were closed.

Leaving my bags, I followed the man who had only a few teeth and refused to talk to me or acknowledge I was with him. I later discovered that he was a peasant from out of the city but he had a bookshop or rather a magazine shop near the locanda.

He told me to wait for him. While I killed time, I browsed through his magazines. They were full of black and white photo stories of naked women in compromising positions but had their private parts covered with black squares so nothing was revealed!

Disappointed, when the man returned with a bottle of strong local alcohol and an inedible hard pear, he saw that I had moved the magazines and got excited when I complained one could not see anything! He came behind the desk where I had been sitting and slapped my bottom. I shrieked in Italian that I was not a putana which made him back off. I fled from his shop just as the neighbouring shops were opening. It was now about five and the restaurants were slowly opening for the early evening trade.

After a quick dinner of Pasta, I went back to the locanda but didn’t think of locking my bedroom door.

About an hour later there was a knock on the door. Thinking it was the signora, I was amazed to see the predator with a fan of Italian notes in one hand and a film star sepia magazine in the other featuring the busty Jayne Mansfield. He was giving me a choice. The money or the magazine.
Guess which I
choose?

Written in Nightingale on 27/10/24.