| Can't Take a
                Hintby Tom Schmidt
 Jack and Sally
                were very much a typical young engaged couple. 
                Wanting to live together for a while before
                formally getting married, Sally was determined to
                make sure that the couple could get along as
                domestic partners before the big commitment date. So
                she insisted that both of them share the
                household chores 50/50. That meant that Jack
                was expected to wash dishes and do laundry on
                specific nights each week. Tuesday was a
                long day for Jack and when he got home late that
                night, he noticed that Sally was not around. Tired
                and exhausted from work, Jack went straight off
                to bed without even making himself dinner. He
                was fast asleep when Sally finally got home and
                was unaware that his young fiancé had slipped
                into bed shortly after 10 PM. Jack awoke a
                short time later when he felt a hand softly going
                through his hair in a sensual, loving manner. Still
                groggy from his short sleep, Jack could see the
                smiling Sally lying next to him under the covers. 
                Instinctively reaching across, Jack started to
                caress the back of his fiancé . He suddenly
                stopped when he realized that Sally was not
                wearing her normal nightgown.  In fact, the
                young girl was naked, naked as a jaybird. Perplexed,
                he looked across at Sally and saw her winking and
                grinning back at him. Then it hit him. Oh my
                God Sally.  I am so sorry.  I
                completely forgot to do laundry last night. And with that,
                the young man fell back asleep while his fiancé
                looked on in disappointment
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