Combating
                Corruption 
                by Vijai Pant 
                While big
                political scams make waves, a little greasing of
                the palm here and there, with we sometimes taking
                the initiative to facilitate ease of doing
                business (pun intended) in our daily lives
                hardly raises any eyebrows till someone stupid
                like me candidly confesses and shares with the
                readers the memories of that unforgettable
                journey to a renowned hill station.  
                My wife,
                like so many others, had become a die-hard anti-graft
                crusader at the height of the movement for a
                strong ombudsman in the India of August 2011. In
                fact, she personally wanted to be a part of the
                movement. It was her motherly duties towards the
                little one which dissuaded her. But, of course,
                that did not prevent her from getting enamoured
                of the sea of humanity wearing Gandhi caps and
                waving the tricolor. Things look so
                promising, she would gush. 
                The
                movement had also caught the fancy of the people
                of my home state, with flash mobs pouring out on
                the roads to vent their ire against the all
                prevalent bribe culture.  
                It was in
                the midst of such a surcharged atmosphere that we
                had to go up to the hills to attend a family
                function. En route while stopping for tea we were
                told by the chaiwalla, presumably another
                anti-graft crusader like us, how Gandhi topis
                had been selling like hot cakes in the region and
                also how peoples patience against
                corruption was wearing thin.  
                While we
                were having our tea and listening to the shop
                owners tirade against the corrupt practices
                of the high and mighty, my wife reminded me that
                if we do not cross the toll barrier, which was
                another 25 km from there, before 3 pm, we would
                have to shell out double the amount. The rule was
                that the entry fee increased to a pinching 100/-
                from a modest 50/- for vehicles entering the hill
                station after 3. 
                I hurriedly
                gave a fifty rupee note to the stall owner. He
                replied that he had no change and literally
                forced us to have some buns. We were a little
                sour at his attitude, as we perceived him to be
                yet another comrade in arms in the
                fight against corruption. While heading towards
                our car I thought I heard him say to his helper
                that there was no other way to get rid of those
                stale buns. So much for a united fight against
                corruption! 
                As the
                vehicle started its painful ascent from there, I
                was exhorted by my wife to press on the
                accelerator. It was past 2 pm and there was still
                a lot of distance to cover before reaching the
                toll post. Despite my best efforts, we reached
                the toll a shade past 3pm, which, with a little
                flexibility could have gone our way. However, the
                person manning the toll refused to budge and,
                justifiably, demanded 100/-.  
                As I
                unsuccessfully tried to reason with him, my wife
                called him to her side, rolled the window down
                and thrust a crumpled 50/- note into his hands.
                Before he could say anything, she remarked,
                No! No! We dont want a receipt. You
                may keep this. His tough expression quickly
                changed to a helpful one. He promptly slid the
                barrier to one side and the vehicle sped away,
                leaving a trail of dirt behind. 
                
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