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Nobody's Perfect
by Paul Finnigan

Doctor Lorne Calder returned home to meet with Burt Ryan a carpenter that he had hired to complete some renovations in his home. Upon entry he quickly noticed a glaring flaw in the foyer.

"You call yourself a master carpenter? Just look at that!" Calder complained.

"It's easier for you," replied Ryan. "You bury all of your mistakes."