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She Plays With Sticks
or One Day Looking from My Window
by Rico Salvatore

She picks up a stick but it’s way too long.
Her dad breaks it in half and handing it to her hoping he’s not done wrong.
In her little hands it’s a real good fit she giggles with a smirk.
Dad points to the truck and says, “let’s move, I’ve got to get to work.”
Camille waves in it front of the truck door and her sister disappears mysteriously.
“Now bring her back,” Dad commands sternly.
“She’s your sister not a cat or a spider.” He sighs rolling his eyes.
Camille smiles knowingly even though she’s only six.
Since dad’s a muggle and these doings, this not science, he has a struggle.
Mom is inside missing the show.
She’d know what to do ending this show at the count of four or five or six.
So again with a laugh the stick she waves
and upon the pavement Carmen is splayed.
Into the truck Camille jumps now with Carmen in her seat belted.
Dad, confused, thinks it’s funny, knows not what to do and wants to yell.
But instead controls a laugh and tells:
“I mean it’s not nice upon your sister to cast a spell.”
She considers this while whispering her chant:
“Enie, meanie, moe. I’m no dope, so turn my sister into a toad.”
“Turn her back!” Dad yells only the louder.
Of course she does asking, “but may I do it later?”
She may be young. She may be small. She’s got power beyond them all.
She hums a tune:
“A stick is a stick, is a stick, is a stick, is a stick, except when it isn’t. HA.”
Poof!
“CAMILLE.”


By Rico Salvatore © 2023