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To the tune of MY SHARONA
Music © THE KNACK
Lyrics by RdotTornello © 2020
w/apologies to The Knack

by Rick Tornello

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OOh my catchy germy one, germy one
When you gonna cut me down, Carona?
Ooh you make my T cells run, my T cells run
Gun it to the bath room all the time Carona
 
(chorus)
Never gonna stop, never stop, such a infected mind
It always get it up for the death of the human kind
My, my, my, I yi puke,
M,m, m my Carona.
 
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Come a little closer, huh ah will ya?
Close enough to infect the world, Carona
The cure’s a mystery; gets to me.
Running down the length of China coast, Carona
 
Chorus refrain
 
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When you gonna give it to me, to me?
It’s just a matter of time, Carona
Is it a matter of time,  Carona?
Is it a germ in human kind, Carona?
 
Chorus
Never gonna stop, give it up, no cure in hand
It always get it up fr the death of human kind
M-m-m-my  I,yi, puke.
M-m-m-m-my-my-my I,yi, puke
M-m-m My corona