house was too small for our uses.
It was now time to sell up and go.
Our two bedroomed terrace with no lawn at
We now had begun to outgrow.
So onto the market our
starter home went,
And buyers arrived to look round.
But none made an offer so what
could be wrong?
A way to sell had to be found.
A friend said the
smell of some fresh baking bread
Would encourage the viewers to stay.
So we sprayed with a can of fresh
baking bread scent,
But the offers did not come our way.
suggested the house was too full:
Our things were preventing a move.
So in storage we placed all possessions
Yet our luck didnt start to improve.
We next decorated
both inside and out.
In new carpets we chose to invest.
We had a new kitchen and bathroom
But did not spark the hoped interest.
My wife was
appalled at now having to sleep
With each man when we thought we might
I agreed that todays housing market
As I serviced the gay ones as well.
We finally sold at
a resonable price
Once the buyer had raised a large
I dont think he actually wanted the
But some of his kin we held hostage.
Despite that, he
drove a hard bargain.
We dropped by ten thousand or more.
He agreed on a compromise price, and we
Just one aunt and his brother-in-law.
So take note, you
young couples whore selling.
Todays housing market is tough.
A couple of cans of fresh baking
May simply not be enough.