Instalment Of The Jurrasic Park Series
Hi, Walt. Whats
so damned urgent that youve dragged me down
here to the production company offices at this
computers have been hacked, Hal. Theyve
taken the script for the next instalment of the
Jurassic Park series.
posted a plot summary online, Hal.
Fuck! You mean they've
revealed that the story will be based around huge,
Im afraid so,
Did they explain that
arrogant entrepreneurs, whove clearly
learned nothing from earlier instalments, believe
they can control the animals?
Dont tell me
the public now realise that the entrepreneurs
plans will go dreadfully wrong the
dinosaurs will escape, run amok, and then theyll
even eat people.
Shit! That was
supposed to be a surprise plot twist. This is a
And they know about
the romantic sub-plot between the two most
likeable leads, Hal.
Have the punters
discovered that those leads, the other nice guys,
except one, and the kids will all survive,
leading to a heart-warming ending?
Im sorry Hal.
The bastards have even revealed that the cynical,
unpleasant, self-interested bad guy gets eaten by
one of the dinosaurs.
OK, were gonna
have to pull the film and go straight on to
making the next one in the series.
But we don't have a
We can use the
current script, Walt. If we can keep it a secret
this time, no onell ever guess whats