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Further Writing by Swan Morrison

The Roshi And The Peasant Woman

The Roshi sat in meditation on a flat rock that lay on the summit of a hill. The still air was cool, but pleasant.

Before and below him lay the green forest canopy, partially shrouded in cloud. Beyond rose the profile of Mount Fuji – glowing orange with the reflected, early morning sunlight.

An hour passed, and then two.

The Roshi stretched his muscles following his period of sitting meditation, and, as he turned his head to one side, he noticed a woman walking slowly up the gravel track towards him.

He simply noted that a woman was walking up the hill towards him – nothing more.

The Roshi settled once more and returned to his meditation.

The woman reached the place where the Roshi sat and settled herself on the flat rock a few feet away from him.

An hour passed.

‘Who are you?’ asked the woman.

The Roshi paused to consider his response. ‘Bearing in mind our current context,’ he gently replied, ‘I am a Zen master, and I am the spiritual leader of the monastery that you passed on your way up this hill.’ He paused. ‘Who are you?’ the Roshi added in a spirit of politeness.

‘I am just a peasant,’ the woman replied.

An hour passed.

Both the Roshi and the peasant woman gradually became aware of the sound of footsteps on the gravel track, and the noise of conversation, as a small party of villagers trekked up the hill towards them.

The sounds of voices ceased as the party drew near, and the sounds of footsteps stopped as the group reached the location where the Roshi and the peasant woman sat.

‘Excuse me, Roshi,’ said one of the party.

The Roshi turned his head towards them. ‘How can I assist you?’ he asked with politeness and warmth.

‘We have a complex spiritual dilemma,’ the man continued, ‘and we wish to seek your guidance.’

‘What is your dilemma?’ asked the Roshi.

The man explained the issue that had concerned the group.

The Roshi paused in thought for many minutes and then offered his guidance.

‘Excuse me,’ said the peasant woman when the Roshi had completed his explanation. ‘Much of what the Roshi has said is correct, but I believe that he is mistaken on some points.’

Subdued laughter could be heard from the group of villagers.

‘And what is your guidance?’ asked one of the group with a slight tone of scorn in his voice – perhaps moderated by the presence of the Roshi.

The woman clarified the points on which she felt the Roshi had been mistaken.

The group of villagers laughed – albeit, once more, in a subdued manner. They then respectfully turned towards the Roshi.

‘Thank you for your guidance,’ said their leader, we will now leave you.

The group turned and walked silently away down the path in the direction from which they had come.

An hour passed.

‘You were quite correct,’ the Roshi said to the peasant woman. ‘I was mistaken,’ he continued – just stating this simple fact while feeling no sense of embarrassment. ‘Thank you for your guidance.’

‘You are very welcome, Roshi,’ said the woman.

The midday sun shone overhead – brightly illuminating the forest canopy and the shoulders of Mount Fuji.

An hour passed.

‘The villagers have not properly understood the solution to their spiritual dilemma,’ said the peasant women.

‘Today they have misunderstood,’ the Roshi replied, ‘but one day they may realise that they must listen to, and focus upon, the wisdom that is being spoken, without reference to who might be saying it. That is, perhaps, a much greater lesson.’

An hour passed.

The Roshi smiled as he stood to begin his walk back towards the monastery.

He turned to say goodbye to the peasant woman, but noted – just noted, nothing else – that she had already departed.


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