When Shadwell
Met Shirley Bedworth
by Alan Pinkett
“Aah,
Shirley… Angel… Maidenhead… “
But Shirley Poplar
Letchworth, Oare, Bakewell tart.
Wareham Shere.
Slap Slapton. Glossop.
Little Belper,
Watchet…
But Styall
Shadwell Ogle, Gawber.
Thirsk, Sawley
Wantage…
“Hallow…
“ Hope Talkin.
Blythe…
Shadwell Chancery
Lane Chatsworth.
Mumbles…
Shadwell Kegworth
Barmouth, Bletherston.
Rye…
Shadwell Blarney -
Bardsey, Hamworthy.
The Eye…
“Tring!
Waterloo!”
“Quick!
Acton… “
Holmhead. To
Beds…
Ley Downe…
Amersham, Pamber,
Tenderden.
Birdlip, Nibley.
Kislingbury,
Tongue Exmouth.
Twyning…
Shirley Buxton.
Fullwell Embankment, Titsey.
Handforth Bristol.
Handsworth, Feltwell…
Petworth,
Felton…
Bristol. Handcross,
Breaston, Andover.
Needham…
Cross Hands Witham,
Rome the Northwood Hills.
Pett Uphill, Down
Dale.
Shadwell Lower
Swell. Buckhorn, Castle Rising.
Petton…
Fiddleford,
Friskney, Didley.
Chester,
Gloucester, Worcester.
Shirley Neasden,
Downhead. Cockfosters Wylye. Dartmouth…
Cockermouth,
Motherwell, Horley…
Bucklers Hard,
Sizewell.
Horncastle, Tower
Hill, Monument…
Upwell, Shirley
Stand.
Shirley Thong
Westward Ho!
Bude…
Shirley Leysdown.
Laid Outwell, Legsby-a-Rye. Redisham Laycock.
Ripe Bunny,
Taunton...
Southend Bushy.
Oval Gateshead.
Wookey Hole, Isle
of Man, Studland.
Ribble Valley,
Nympsfield…
Gateforth!
Pinner on the
Axminster.
Manchester,
Preston…
Shirley Leeds.
Easington, Broughton in Furness.
Circle…
District… Jubilee!
Inner. Inwardleigh
Upwell.
Ryde… Hever,
Bangor.
Stoke, Basingstoke,
Lower Wallop.
Lancing, Knockin,
North Riding.
Shadwell Chigwell,
Dunkswell.
Shirley the
Ryther… Shirley all-a-Soar…
Duncton… Clevedon…
Harrow Weald.
Poundon…
Burnham Overy.
Send her
Bingley… Tupsley… Fowey…
Goole…
Bayswater… Tooting…
Lostwithiel…
Tupton, Bampton, Hampton.
Buckfast…
Buckfast… Uffington…
Bracewell…
Edge Peak… Cummersdale…
Nn… Nn…
Mm… Mm…
Ll… Ll…
Llanfairpwll… gwyngyll… gogery…
chwyrn… drobwll… llantysilio…
gogo… goch!
Bottom Clench… Eye Cross…
Endersby… Burrough End… Dunball…
Settle…
Peacehaven…
Down Thomas.
Limpsfield, Shrivenham.
Exeter…
Over…
Turvey Beds,
Sheets a-Rye.
Oh Darlington,
Clovelly…
Shirley
Bedworth…
Looe…
Shakesfield,
Waverley Arond.
Ow!
Over Wrentham?
Pulham Gwent
Lee…
No... OK…
Itchen. Cairngorms?
Clapham Common?
Crick Down.
No…
Sound of
Flushing… Back to Bedingfield…
Laymore? Aviemore?
Yawny no…
Soar’y, Nackington…
Kislingbury
Tenderden.
Tilley Fell-a-Sleap…
Wakerley Leyton.
Shirley
Gonerby…
Tame for Home.
Mornington
Crescent…
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